Dream of a nightmare
There, here's your shit. (The bike)
You happy?
You know you're very funny, dude, chicks like you, but you fuck up! You're such a coward!
What, since when am I a coward? You've been opening your mouth just too much lately...
Did I see you with a chick tonight? Who were you with tonight? Were you with a girl? No. So shut your mouth.
Yeah? And the chick I was holding hands with... wasn't she a chick?
Yeah! So what?
She's your cousin, you phoney.
Come on, get out of here, you're trashed.
You get out of here, you're trashed.
Go home, you've got nothing to say.
And you've got nothing to say. Give me back my chain!
Fetch, pigeon.
Go fuck yourself!
You go fuck yourself.
Hello, this is Mr. Capu, your landlord, I still haven't received your rent payment.
You're a month late, I'll wait to hear from you.
Allo, this is Sophie. I want you to stop calling me.
Forget me and my number. Bye. - Who is it gonna be tonight?
Oh! Here you are! I was looking for you!
Allo, Rico?
It's Momo. What are you doing? I'm still at the party! Sayid is with the girl from earlier, she's a bullet. I don't know what's going on in her head, but she's horny.
Hey! I'm out of credit! Bye!
I hope this was as good for you as it was for me, darling.
Good night!
Shit...
Fuck...
Allo, Sayid? You've got to come quick! Something freaky happened! Come quick!
Ah...that explains it.
I'm Sayid. Let's cheek kiss. (That's how people in France greet)
You minx. It's alright.
How are you?
Ma'am. Oh! Ma'am!
Where's Rico? You're not French...
So, where are you from? Turkey?
Czechoslovakia? Rwanda?
You might not speak fench, Ma'am, but you're attractive.
I mean you are full of... of life.
You're hot (fuckable), that's the truth, you're hot. I didn't know how to tell you this.
So where's Rico?
Sayid, it's me, Rico.
Rico...Rico Benabiles?
- Yeah, it's me Rico! - No way.
Sayid, fuck, wake up, what are you doing, wake up! Oh, wake up!
I'm awake, I'm awake, I'm awake.
Look, look, look, something crazy happened! Look! Yesterday night, look,
I fall asleep thinking of that chick, she's fuckable, right?
I wake up this morning, and I'm the chick! I'M THE CHICK!
But Rico...How..how did you do that?
- When the others learn about this... - Are you crazy, I'm not telling anyone!
It's the curse of porn magazines that I got!
Fuck...I'd rather have been deaf.
The curse of the porn magazines...
Right. I heard of this before.
No, this is really fucked up.
Seriously, when you take a good look, you're really fuckable, Rico.
Look at the legs you've got. They're amazing! They're really beautiful legs of...
Yeah I know. Come on.
Come on! Enough!
Please. What have you got to lose!
I don't know, but that's not what I'm thinking about! It's too serious, what's happening.
You don't realize! You're the only one in the world who's gonna be able to compare!
This is awesome, extraordinary! Nobody is capable of doing such a thing! You're like a... a human snail!
You think that this is going to convince me?!
You're really...really crazy! You're a pervert!
Well, if it were me...
I would've said yes!
I know you. You would have called me to fuck you. Isn't that right?
- You know me well... - Yeah,
I know you.
Still, you are the one that called.
Stop! Come on, stop!
You're annoying!
It's OK, sweety.
Just let me.
Fuck. I'm your friend.
You hear my voice there!
You're so cute, you don't even know it. Your smile is insipid.
- Insi..what? - It means you're beautiful.
You're beautiful like a swallow (bird), like a seal.
Like...like jasmin.
Really?
Besides, you smell very good!
You like it?
No.
- You can't... - Just let me!
- Don't be a smart-ass. - But, Sayid... Sayid stop.
- Stop! - Don't be a smart-ass.
- Yeah, no, no! - It's ok! - No...
It's good! Thank you, mister, my wife (???).
No...stop, come one, just stop...
- Fuck me, fuck me... - Yeah it's good...Rico..Rico.
- Just shut up! - Come on!
- Let me go... - Come on! Let's do this!
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh my! Oh, it was dream! Oh my god!
Oh, thank you!
Oh, fuck, Sayid!
Everything's good?
She was horny, that bitch.